Your Fat Bottomed Girlfriend
Frequently Asked Questions
Did you recently raise your rates?
Yes! I raised my rates starting April 1, 2024. However, if you have seen me within the last 6 months, you can see me again at my old rates. If you would like to continue seeing me at my old rates, I will expect us to meet at least once every two months, otherwise my new rates will apply.
What if I have to cancel?
Things come up, please just give me as much notice as possible. If you have to cancel more than once, or if the cancellation is short-notice, I will require a deposit to reschedule.
What is required for screening?
To meet I require either two references, or a picture of your ID. If providing references, please include a link to the provider’s website or ad. If providing your ID, you can block out all information except your name, DOB, and picture.
Do you have same-day availability?
Sometimes I do! But my schedule is inconsistent. The best way to find out is to text me and ask (and if I don't respond, I was not available).
My working hours are between 9 am and 9 pm, with very few exceptions. I'm able to make more accommodations if I'm given advanced notice, and in general I would prefer notice of a day or more.
Why haven’t I heard back?
I probably just got distracted! Please feel free to send a polite reminder message.
If I’m still not responding, please consider your communication style: Did you forget to introduce yourself? Did you ask explicit questions? Are you constantly texting in the middle of the night? These are all indications that we're not a good fit, and if you clearly put very little thought or consideration into your message I'm not going to respond.
What is the ideal booking duration?
I really love bookings between 30 minutes and two hours! For massage, I prefer one hour bookings. For social dates, it depends on the activity, and if you'd like me to plan a fun social date, I'm happy to!
Do you have an online presence?
Can I take pictures and video of our time together?
No, you cannot.
What if it's just for my personal use?
Still a no :)
Are you fetish friendly?
Which fetish? If it’s something that requires specialized knowledge or equipment, comes with a higher risk of bodily injury, or creates a particularly large mess, probably not.
If you are a sub, looking for a Domme, Goddess, or Mistress, you are emphatically not my client. Look elsewhere.
What are you into?
Massage, dirty jokes, sensation play, passionate kissing, body worship, spanking, role play, head rubs, and hugs. I'm intuitively touch-focused and love to show care physically. I'm not the best at dirty talk but I'm totally down to give it a try (practice makes perfect)!
I've been practicing my Greek on Duolingo! If you would like to join me in a lesson, please let me know at least a day in advance (by mentioning "Duolingo" in your message).
Gift ideas?
Bonbons from Jinju Patisserie, black or green tea, pastries from Ken's Artisan Bakery, flowers, gift cards to: Bamboo Sushi, Fat And The Moon, or Chewy.
Scents - You or Someone Like You, Cow, Dirty
Are you coming to my city?
I tour very infrequently, maybe once or twice a year. You may see me travelling to Olympia, Washington, Seattle, or San Jose, California. I would also love to someday visit Chicago and Minneapolis. I will consider a tour to any of these cities if someone books a long enough date to sponsor it (4 hours or more).
How do I pay a deposit?
I require a deposit of $50 for all outcalls with new clients, for all clients while on tour, and on a case-by-case basis otherwise. You can also elect to prebook with a deposit for a $50 discount (info on Rates page). Deposits are paid via CashApp ($JoniSugar) or Amazon gift card. If you are concerned about leaving an electronic record, you can send one discreetly by using cash to buy a physical Amazon gift card and sending me a picture of the claim code on the back.
Deposits go toward the total rate, and are non-refundable unless I cancel our appointment. All deposits paid with Amazon gift card are also non-refundable. A deposit can be applied to a rescheduled date once, rescheduled within a month.